Thanks to all of you who enjoy the Lutheran humor that I’ve been providing. I’d like to think that I can find the great jokes about being a good Lutheran. I’ve found some jokes that I’ve seen someplace else, so enjoy!
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, “Shall We Gather at the River.”
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After church Ole said to the pastor, “Nice sermon there pastor, but I noticed you mentioned St. Paul several times but you never mentioned Minneapolis.”
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Today my brother B. had been deployed for 3 days.
