Mike’s Funnies had this joke today. It’s the kind of classic joke that you have to set up and once you get to the punchline, it was worth the wait. This week I am rooting for the Green Bay Packers and of course my New England Patriots. I think that would be a great Superbowl. But I digress. For all you cheese (or cheddar) heads I dedicate this joke to you!
A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
The following day the same man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing Bear play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren’t any tickets for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Bear ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Bears did not make it to the play-offs.
Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Bear play-off tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, “I’VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE BEARS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS.”
The man replied, “I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay every day just to hear you say that!”
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
P.S. Loki, did you notice that I did the joke in Packer colors?
Why yes, I did notice that! =)